Standings

2026 season · through week 5

#TeamOverallH2HTop 6PFPADiffStreakPlayoff %
1KennySporting Kenny8-24-14-1500446+54L190%
2PacoWe Dem Boyz8-24-14-1581462+119W298%
3ATLATL6-42-34-1616621-5L296%
4GayboSnakeBite5-53-22-3530477+53W170%
5ChuyLatino Velvet5-52-33-2535538-3L175%
6GregEl Borracho5-53-22-3519485+34W365%
7JulioGunner Galáctico5-53-22-3473484-11W141%
8ChoyLa Pompa de Patzimaro4-62-32-3452469-17L220%
9JayEl Buki4-62-32-3535595-60W155%
10ElafEloy of Arabia4-62-32-3530647-117W157%
11MonafPlanet of the Monos3-71-42-3493521-28L124%
12BalaBTK3-72-31-4460479-19L111%
playoff line (top 7) Turd Bowl zoneEach week counts twice: your matchup + a top-6 scoring finish.Ties broken by head-to-head, then points for.

Playoff picture

From 3,000 simulations of the remaining 9 weeks, using each team's scoring profile so far.

TeamPlayoffsFirst-round bye#1 seedTurd BowlProj. wins
Paco98%45%45%1%18.9
ATL96%27%27%2%17.8
Kenny90%15%15%6%16.6
Chuy75%3%3%16%14.8
Gaybo70%3%3%21%14.4
Greg65%3%3%24%14.0
Elaf57%2%2%32%13.6
Jay55%2%2%32%13.4
Julio41%1%1%46%12.6
Monaf24%0%0%65%11.3
Choy20%——71%10.9
Bala11%——83%9.8

Power rankings

Scoring strength (50%), form over the last three weeks (30%), record (20%).

  1. 1ATL
    92
  2. 2Paco
    89
  3. 3Kenny
    56
  4. 4Greg
    54
  5. 5Chuy
    50
  6. 6Gaybo
    49
  7. 7Jay
    49
  8. 8Elaf
    44
  9. 9Julio
    23
  10. 10Monaf
    22
  11. 11Choy
    11
  12. 12Bala
    2

Luck index

H2H wins minus top-6 wins. Positive = the schedule has been friendly; negative = good scores, brutal draws.

  1. Gaybo3-2 vs 2-3+1
  2. Greg3-2 vs 2-3+1
  3. Julio3-2 vs 2-3+1
  4. Bala2-3 vs 1-4+1
  5. Kenny4-1 vs 4-10
  6. Paco4-1 vs 4-10
  7. Choy2-3 vs 2-30
  8. Jay2-3 vs 2-30
  9. Elaf2-3 vs 2-30
  10. Chuy2-3 vs 3-2-1
  11. Monaf1-4 vs 2-3-1
  12. ATL2-3 vs 4-1-2